1st Blog, this could get ugly

The thief, the dog, his owner and their blog.

Pure jealousy drove me to create this. I think that's the best way to start, be honest from the word go and see where it takes me. Why jealousy? Because everyone but me has one of these Blogs on the Interweb. So call it peer group pressure on a global scale.

Dogs drink coffee too

Blogger seems to think the word blog is not spelled correctly which amuses me, but that isn't important right now. What is important is believing that the entire world will be reading this, even if in reality it will only be my dog glancing at it as she hangs around guiltily waiting for a chance to stick her nose into my coffee.

Ninjas have Roms?

So why NinjaRom you're all asking? Well, apart from it rhyming really nicely with dot com, making it read well as a member of any website (say, ninjarom . midgetfetish . com for example) I'm really most proud of the name because it satisfies my need for a nerdy name that will immediately put everyone off focusing any attention on me unless you love Ask a Ninja and read tech sites like tomshardware for fun. Of course I'm alienating a large population of hot ladies who might be asking, do Ninjas have Roms? This is the price I must pay to satisfy my inner geek.

Can I come back tomora?

I think thats enough blogging for one day. It's time to put some more icons on my USB thumb drive, taking advantage of the low latency speed they offer over cranky old hard drives. It's a nerd thing but like Tom Hanks said, "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know when you'll be taken out silently by a Ninja while eating one"

- NinjaRom